I'm a freaking jewel!
2008-06-27, 12:46 p.m.

This is what it looks like when I crawl on the floor and hide under my desk.

Why, oh why, can’t I find a job close to my home/daughter’s school that pays a salary close to what I am making now, has a good insurance package, and has a somewhat pleasant atmosphere that I might not actually hate going to every day?

I mean, really.

I don’t mind working hard. I am smart. I am a fast learner. I am dedicated, dependable and trustworthy. My multitasking and follow-up skills can’t be beat. I have sixteen years of experience in credit & collections, executive administrative assistance, and customer service. I am amazing at collecting money from past-due accounts. I have good problem solving skills, initiative, and take pride in doing a good job. Above all, I have a positive attitude and am a fucking JOY to be around!

This day can blow me.

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